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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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1000saturdaymornings

So I made a nightlight….

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This is awesome and hilarious at the same time because I just imagine

Varric: This cave is so bloody dark! Hey, that was my ass!

Hawke: Whoops, thought you were Fenris. Nice form, by the way.

Isabela: Well, I’m jealous. That’s two arses Hawke’s grabbed that I haven’t.

A moment goes by where everyone’s quiet and trying to figure out what to do.

Hawke: Uh, Fenris?

Fenris: Hm?

Hawke: Not to be horribly insensitive, but… seeing as no one thought to bring a torch or lamp… d’ya think you could…?

Fenris sighs. A second later, and he glows. It looks exactly like your light.

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I love it!! XDD

Source: 1000saturdaymornings

tagged by @czigonas

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better or feel you would enjoy this.

Relationship status: married

Favourite colour: lime green

Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick (Burt’s Bees)

Last song listened to: Electric Love - Borns

Last movie watched: Alien

Top 3 tv shows: I don’t watch much TV other than MLB games

Top 3 Characters: Francis Pritchard, Geralt of Rivia, idk I’m not really into much rn but some OC stuff with friends

Top 3 Bands: idk

Books I’m reading: Stephen King’s Skeleton Keys, Starship Troopers, Krazy & Ignatz 1919-1921

Tagging @shir0gane, @skartoargento, @askfrankpritchard, @ai-lovereplaced, @casie-mod, @prowrestlers and whoever else wants to play

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The Jensard Discord secret Santa was fun this year :D (thank you for the gift, @1000saturdaymornings !)

(Also big thanks to @czigonas who is awesome and catches typos for me!)

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eeeeeeeee thank *you* so much @skartoargento!! I love this so much!! <3

jensard deus ex <333